Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

(Source: oldblogarchived)

barbieofcolour:

toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢  relationships 📢📢📢

(via democraticsenator)

greelin:

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

(via joshpeck)